I Bought A Tank

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In June, TommyInnit met with JackManifoldTV and Tubbo at a tank course in order to drive and shoot a tank. He documented the experience in a vlog.^[1]

The three of them took turns driving the tank and practiced "shooting" ping-pong balls from the tank. They then faced the boss, the owner of the tanks, and lost by only one point.

Summary[]

Prior to getting in the tank, Tommy struggled to put on the clothes and the instructor told them that "everything in [the tank] is designed to hurt you. Military vehicles are not built for people." After getting in, Tommy, Tubbo, and Jack took turns driving the vehicle. During Jack's turn, Tommy argued with Tubbo about the Minecraft 1.17 update. They then took turns shooting. The tank shot ping-pong balls rather than bullets.

Tubbo says he likes balls — Tubbo after given the ping-pong balls.

While preparing to face the "boss", the owner of the tanks, Tommy "went on a date" with two female mannequins with wigs before realizing they were both bald. They then mounted the tank, with Jack being the aimer, Tommy the loader, and Tubbo the driver, and fought the boss. Jack was determined to win and pressured Tommy to load faster and be more serious. At the end, Jack and Tommy knew they missed at least one shot, but Tubbo believed that they had won and laid in the mud in celebration.

Once they returned, the instructor told them that they had actually made 10 of the 12 shots, while the boss had made 11. He also explained that they had missed one of their shots because Tommy had loaded a ball wrong, causing Jack to angrily chase after Tommy.